May 2012
Anyone who thinks sex education is unnecessary needs only to go on a fanfiction site and see some of the things people think actually work as lube.
April 2012
do you ever feel like you like someone a lot more than they like you and then start to feel like you’re just annoying them because while you always want to talk to them they probably don’t always want to talk to you and it stresses you out a lot and then you just start to feel really depressed about it
“Find what you love and let it kill you.”
—Charles Bukowski (via loveyourchaos)
DO YOU EVER LAUGH HYSTERICALLY BECAUSE BOOHBAHS IS A THING
- Augustus Waters: hey i just met you
- Augustus Waters: and this is crazy
- Augustus Waters: but i think you're really pretty and you remind me of my dead ex and natalie portman as well and i really want you to come over my house and watch v for vendetta with me even though we barely know each other and i want to take you to amsterdam so you can live your dream because life is fleeting and my number's in this book
- Augustus Waters: so call me maybe
- Augustus Waters: Okay
What Lot's Wife Would Have Said (If She Wasn't A Pillar of Salt) / Karen Finneyfrock →
thedeeface.tumblr.com
Do you remember when we met
in Gomorrah? When you were still beardless,
and I would oil my hair in the lamp light before seeing
you, when we were young, and blushed with youth
like bruised fruit. Did we care then
what our neighbors did
in the dark?
When our first…
- Romeo: I just met you
- Romeo: and this is crazy
- Romeo: but marry me in three days
- Romeo: and commit mutual suicide
instead of learning from my mistakes i like to dwell on them until i have a panic attack.
pickup lines for old people
- old man: hey baby you better call life alert cuz i've fallen for you and i can't get up
- 7 weeks ago: temple run
- 6 weeks ago: cinnamon challenge
- 5 weeks ago: YOLO
- 4 weeks ago: Kony
- 3 weeks ago: Draw Something
- 2 week ago: The Hunger Games
- Last week: Lotto
- This week: Ridiculously Photogenic Guy
can we maybe
not use the word “cunt” as a derogatory term
you know
ever
in any context
ever
Main Title
Ramin Djawadi
Game of Thrones Opening Credits (Main Theme)
