February 2012
omfg so today I saw a man and a woman holding hands in public, i mean i don’t have anything against heterosexuality but don’t flaunt it in front of me, think of the kids omfg
- Woman: Can I have birth control?
- Government: No.
- Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
- Government: No.
- Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
- Government: No.
ameliorate or destroy: audio—geography: “To say that you are cute Would be like saying that a... →
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“To say that you are cute
Would be like saying that a strawberry is sweet,
‘Cause a strawberry has secret flavours that are sharp,
And tart and red and deep,
And I would love to find you
Growing wild out by the woods,
I’d make a basket with the front of my t-shirt,
i like how fanfiction.net says “unleash your imagination”
more like unleash the gay porn
“YOLO.”
—Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
You know what, you're right. Pete Wentz is such a douche bag.
I will ALWAYS reblog this post
“He [Rick Santorum] is a staunch opponent of abortion, even in the case of rape. Even in the case of rape, telling CNN recently that a woman, in that case, should, and I quote, ‘make the best out of a bad situation, and accept the gift from God.’ Wow. I think women should say the same thing to Santorum, Andy, after from now until the end of his weaselly life, they see him in the street and kick him in the fucking balls. ‘Please accept this gift from God, Rick, this pointed-shoed gift to your plums. Why are you rolling around on the ground crying, Rick? Please make the best out of this bad situation. In fact, rejoice, because I believe another lady is coming over to gift you with another high-velocity nut shot. Praise be, Rick! God is graciously raining gifts into your groinal area, you fucking douche.’”
—John Oliver on Rick Santorum, The Bugle 183 (via sixpencesoulcake)
- heart-shaped box of chocolates
- 1 dozen roses
- mind-blowing oral sex
welp, that completes my valentine’s day list
