Women can fake orgasms, but men can fake love.
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How to blow a bubble:
snorlaxthoughts: Step 1: First go like this Step 2: Spin around Step 3: STOP! Step 4: Double take 3 times; 1…2…3! Step 5: Then Pelvic Thrust! Step 6: Stop on your right foot, DON’T FORGET IT! Step 7: Now it’s time to bring it around town. Step 8: Then yo do this, then this, and this, and that, and this, and that, and this. Step 9: THEN…!
I don't want to change the sheets, or even take a...
It’s almost strange now, being with you. Strange because there’s nothing left to hide - you know every flaw, every mark - and you love each one. Each insecurity seemed to fade when those words you’re so cute, you’re beautiful fell from your lips, again and again. I still hate my body; just not when I’m with you.
HP Books according to Draco Malfoy
Draco Malfoy and the Rejected Handshake Draco Malfoy and the Better-than-Potter’s Broomstick Draco Malfoy and Hagrid’s Bloody Chicken Draco Malfoy and the Year His Father Would Hear About Draco Malfoy and the Inquisitorial Squad Draco Malfoy and the Vanishing Cabinet Draco Malfoy and the Year He Realized He Had Been a Douchebag
fuck everything i'm just going to stay on tumblr...
the lulz make real life go away for a while
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I burn, I pine, I perish.– Lucentio, The Taming of the Shrew (via shakespearequoteaday)
themajorityrules asked: OMG spence, i LOVELOVELOVELOVELOVE your blog i literally wish i was this awesome. i repeat for the 50th time this year - i hate you ahahaha its so unfair