when he’s least expecting it, carve a pentagram in his chest and begin summoning satan
ONLY YOU KNOW THIS NO ONE ELSE UNDERSTANDS MY NEUROTIC FEARS
JELLYFISH ARE EVIL THEY ARE NOTHING BUT AWFUL
Gaga really doesn’t have to do much to piss her “haters” off.
*wears funny hat*
“What a fucking cunt-ass attention whore. I fucking hate this bitch because she thinks she’s so original and cool when she’s just a Madonna clone and ugly as fuck.”
It’s just a hat, y’all.