Jun 25th / 256,910 notes †got in trouble for calling my step dad a slut :///
Apr 13th / 20,641 notes †Same. Edie Fake from Gaylord Phoenix 8, published by the crucial Pegacorn Press
Apr 13th / 98,193 notes †Batman @ Robin:
Apr 13th / 176,887 notes †okay but why the fuck do you black out when all you pokemon faint?
cause im sad
Apr 13th / 290,078 notes †When a mutual posts a selfie
Apr 13th / 76,468 notes †Guillermo del Toro speaking about his inspiration for the bathroom scene at the Santa Barbara International Film Festival.
i like that he felt like he had to specify that he didn’t fuck a monster
Apr 7th / 38,976 notes †My Japanese professor just asked the class if they knew what a cat says in Japanese.
I have never in my life heard so many fully grown adults shouting “NYAA” at the same time.
it hasn’t even been a day and this post has already been reblogged with “#its true i was the professor” like no, honey, I did not make this up
I would not want to make this up
Mar 20th / 132,454 notes †“In order to run away with her new love, she stole the body of a dead nun, placed it in the bed of her lover, and set the room on fire to cover their escape”
PETITION TO MAKE A MOVIE/TV SERIES ABOUT JULIE D'AUBIGNY.
And people say Opera Divas are boring
Mar 20th / 132,803 notes †My cat: literally just fucking meows
Me:
Mar 17th / 104,121 notes †nothing felt as good as paying off your mortgage in animal crossing. fuck
imagine how paying off your mortgage in real life is gonna feel
nowhere near as good. Blocked